Airport security may be bad now but when it gets this point you know the government has gone too far. When you’re exhausted and flying back to your grandparents’ house (which is on another continent) is not an option, you’d be surprised what you do just to get home.

This comic represents the sacrifices brave tourists make every day so that we don’t have to deal with them clogging up our parking garages. However, airport security is a necessary evil in this modern day and age to protect us from something even worse, AXE DEODORANT! Banning this potent nasal beverage from cramped aircraft is the best choice the FAA ever made.

In any case traveling can be stressful and you need to expect the unexpected when it comes to new safety procedures. Difficult choices my need to be made and you better be ready when the customs officer holds up an empty sample cup and says “Pass it through the door when you’re done.” (Sorry, got a bit carried away there.)

I just hope you enjoyed the comic as much as Nathan and I are planning on enjoying Army of Two (fat chance). But don’t let it scare you from traveling because the ultimate sacrifice is worth it every time.