So the past two weeks Nathan has been sending me emails like: “Hey, we should write up some Poop in Beds in advance!” “Hey, Poop in Bed – got any ideas?” “Is it time to Poop in Bed?”. Surely it was a good idea to do so. However, at every instant, I had something else that required my attention (ie: Paris Hilton’s New BFF on MTV, which I have watched a total of three hours of because my TV remote is broken. She grades these people on their worthiness to be her new “BFF” by sending them on such proving grounds as roller coaster rides and seeing how scared they are on their way down. When she boots someone off the show, she berates them then belligerently says “… TTYL”. It is horrible.) So instead of Poop in Bed this week, due to my lack of attention, I bring you the next few week’s filler comic:
THE ADVENTURES OF GEORGE CLOONEY STARRING GEORGE CLOONEY
err…
I am beginning to regret dropping the ball on Poop in Bed.
Ah geez, but I did spend hours developing plotlines and character family trees and theme song music… So I guess we’ll roll with it.
CAST OF CHARACTERS
George Clooney, F.B.I.
George Clooney, an alien from the planet Morbach, travels to Earth to slay his twin alien brother, Matt Damon. BUT he is recruited into the FBI by the President to stop a terrorist attack (an asteroid is headed towards earth)!!! Also he has X-Ray vision and knows karate.
MATT DAMON
Matt Damon is 31 years old and human. Also he possesses hair and many teeth. He wears shirts, and pants, and shoes, and he has a few pairs of sunglasses. He loves his mother very much. He never forgets to fill out his income tax forms and loves his acting job.
Next issue will be the penetrating social examination of the evils of city life, predominantly it will feature Matt Damon trying to get a meeting with city council to get his street paved because it’s been way too long and there’s like snow everywhere. George Clooney may show up and melt it with his X-ray vision but don’t count on it (hard to draw).
Unless of course I get my game together and get a PiB written with Nathan. If not, next week… thrilling political discourse!
alright much love
