Edit: Sorry for the terrible spacing in this one. When I brought Noah’s blurb in, it mucked up all of the spacing to form a giant hideous wall of text. I put the lines in just to break it up a little. Hope it isn’t too distracting!
To introduce this week’s comic, I will put up something Noah wrote for this week. It starts out by emasculating me, and then he decides to talk about the economy for some reason? Whatever, just read it. I will meet you on the other side of this wall of text.
“Nathan informs me that the reception for last week’s comic was less than exuberant. He was heartbroken. Everyone, you mustn’t upset him. He’s a very delicate little flower and must be treated as such.
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On a related subject the new comic is crafted in an attempt to silence you naysayers out there that hurt Nathan’s feelings. I think it ties things up nicely and will make almost everyone happy. I understand that we can’t please everyone so I must restrain from forcing you all to love all that it holy in writing and art.
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And by the way, let us all have a moment of silence for all those stocks lost in the tragedy caused by the shortcomings of the American financial system. Oh well, I look forward to paying high taxes to pay off the debt acquired from those tax breaks given to the rich, but its always worth it in the end because we have fast food and porn to entertain us in times of crisis.
-Noah“
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Well . . . thanks, Noah. You always manage to bring nothing but unprocessed class to the site and the comic.
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While this week’s comic does not really answer many questions, it is a vital transition and checkpoint that must be hit/crossed/passed before the truth is revealed.
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Last week’s comic was not so much heartbreaking, as it was intensely annoying. To say that I liked last week’s comic would be vastly understating it. I actually adored last week’s comic. I mean, I got to draw sweet blood effects!
But in seriousness, I thought the comic was delightfully silly. It had an old lady hitting a kid with a cane, calling him out for being a “democratic homosexual,” and then “sensing the Jesus” in Marlon. What is there not to like? But you people wanted an explaination. Why can’t you just be happy and accept it for what it is? Random, mindless, slapstick comedy!
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So now we are turning the whole thing into a four-part series, where questions will be answered. Sheesh. See what you made me do?
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Sorry for the lack of Poop in Bed last week. I managed to snag myself a delightful case of RSV, or as I like to call it, “baby flu.” I’m mostly over it now except for the minor random cough.
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And that concludes this disappointingly dull entry, I put it off too long and am writing it right before I post the comic. I will try and throw something together that will be a little more interesting to read. Should have a new Poop in Bed on Friday, as well as a new post from Joel, which will hopefully glue you to your seat . . . or make you stand up in your seat . . . I’m not sure what the good one is for the Internet.
See you all.
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-Nathan
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