I think most people have come to this conclusion already. The internet is weird, man. It is sort of cool at times, but then you get weird myspace profiles that seem to belong to fantasy characters. Here is an actual quote from one of my acquaintance`s myspace page.

Interests: Hanging out, having fun!

Seriously. I think everyone enjoys having fun.

Here is what takes the cake. A girl, with apparently the IQ of a lightbulb, with an ACTUAL QUOTE from an msn messenger chat after I called her out on her questionable rhetoric:

“lol gosh sooooory for not being like the smartest person ever….i am not like elbert stain or whatever that old guys name is that made light”

Clearly a shining example of today`s youth.

I really hate this mentality. That somehow when you log on, your brain power logs off. Words are shortened. Thoughts are simplified. It seems that most people think that the internet is a wasteland. And don`t get me wrong, it sort of is. It`s ugly and rude and sort of smelly. But reading the comments on a youtube video makes you wonder if only twelve year olds peruse the internet.

And for some reason, as time throughout the day wears on, so intelligence on the internet wears out. I`m typing this at 3 AM Canadian time because for some reason I always leave these blog posts for thursday night, and I don`t get in until like 1 (not complaining, just clarifying). But before I come to type these up, I peruse the interwebs. CNN, Digg, and Neopets (not really, don`t judge me) are just a few of the sites I hit up before typing up this blog post. And at 3 AM most of the other people perusing these sites are either high or in China. And you`re guaranteed an adventure if you log onto the chat rooms at this time of day. Hoo boy.

I typed chat into google and was on my way. The first site that came up was called “Wireclub“, which sounded weird enough. Thursday night, 3 AM, why not? I am so cool.

So I signed up with my generic fake username (BigBrothaJonPimpin) and set to work scouting the wasteland of early morning internet. One chat room that was open was aptly titled “Life Sucks“. It sounded cheery enough.

bigbrothajonpimpin: boy life sure does suck don`t it!

Immediately I noticed that there were only four people in the room and soon after a couple of them decided to go use their webcam and left me alone with a user named ASH.>:.

I don`t know what I was expecting, but they replied to me with this:

ASH.>::maha tum kider ho yar

Uh. Okay.

So I left the room `Life sucks` and decided to join the room entitled `Christian Marriage` with the subtext `I am looking for a Christian girlfriend.` … don`t know how much luck he`s going to have with that at 3 AM in a grungy seeming online chat. But we`ll see.

bigbrothajonpimpin: so! lookin for a gf?

bigbrothajonpimpin: i am female

bigbrothajonpimpin: and christian

bigbrothajonpimpin: so i think i have fulfilled your quota

hero2008: asl?

bigbrothajonpimpin: 83 male oklahoma not christian

hero2008: faggot

i love the internet.

on to poop in bed. this one is very popular already. i posted it on my facebook©, and one of the photo comments from a girl was actually the following:

I need you

no joke. so apparently comics get you somewhere!

here is said comic.

see you next week!