I’m going to get this out of the way right now. And don’t, you know, don’t explode on me like you did the last time, hypothetical blog reader.
No poop in bed this week.

Are you gonna be alright? I haven’t wrecked your Friday, have I? Don’t worry. The weekend’s coming up, and that’ll make it all better. At least until like, Sunday, at like 6PM when you begin to realize that once again you have wasted the weekend and in a matter of hours you’ll be right back at the drudge. Won’t that suck? Boy, I’ll bet you’re depressed.

But anyways. No comic this week, but here’s an actual premise that Nathan once politely declined starring our friend Batboy from weekly world news. A wise decision to not expose this to the public… until now.

Would you believe that it actually took me like an hour to make that? That is actually pretty sad.

Moving on.

I’m as guilty of this as anyone – talking to your dogs? Dog whispering? Dogs don’t understand. Yet somehow everyone feels compelled to ask the same questions. “What do you want?” “Did you make this mess?” “Why would you eat that popurri?” But dogs just give you the same blank stare, they hear the same gibberish from us (I figure what they hear sounds something like a;osdhaskljbdkjuwh oaishdosiuhr aosidjiourh) and then move on in their lives to various other states of walking, eating, lying down, and walking to find another place to lie down. I’m no vet, but all dogs understand are tones!! I say that like no one else has figured it out yet. But if people did realize that, then maybe they wouldn’t always talk to their dogs in various forms of humiliating ways. In fact, I made a graph (says alot about a person’s level of nerd when they break out that nugget. “oh, not convinced about a statistic? Well let me show you this graph I made!”)

Now, I know you may all be saying, “but you haven’t seen my dog! You don’t understand the impulses I get to talk childishly because my dog is so cute!” I am going to stop you there. I have to struggle with this more than anyone. Here is an actual real life picture of my dog.

So don’t tell me the struggles you’re having!!! I’ve been through enough!!!!!

its three thirty am in canada. im out

- joel