The pillow is back. And this time he craves something. What is he craving, you might ask? I guess you will just have to find out for yourselves.

This is not the comic that I wanted posted this week, but alas, better judgment overruled it. Noah and I had our weekly comic writing session and created a comic that we both found delightfully humorous. It involved Tim’s religious enlightenment and certain terrible things happening to a pig. If you would like a sense of what was happening to the pig, then maybe infer from past sources.

Unfortunately, while I crack a smile every time I even hear a vague mention of, in a Biblical sense, “lying with an animal,” chances are, that you are one of the many in my readership who do not find the idea of people engaging in relations with animals to be funny. It’s likely that you think it is vile, disgusting, and should never be mentioned, like the majority of our society. Although if you do share that aspect of my humor, then perhaps we shall meet someday and share a laugh.

So see, we do care about you. Now go spread the word and then start buying the merchandise when I finally get my stuff together.

NEW SITE NEWS!

That’s right, I received an update on the progress of the site today. And things appear to be coming along nicely.

Since Joel started posting, people have frequently been confused. And, like wild animals, when you are confused, you tend to lash out in fear, so far I have been:

- Mistaken for a Canadian.

- Been reprimanded for the vile and offensive content of Poop in Bed.

Thus, in the new site design, I have requested an avatar system so that Joel, Noah, and myself will all have unique avatars for our entries. No longer must you be confused! Of course, seeing as this is my site, the art will be drawn and handled by me. I was so excited to hear that the avatar system could be implemented, that I quickly whipped up the avatars to be used.

Joel’s:

Noah’s:

Mine:

See? Instantly recognizable! Joel, the lovable middle-aged sex predator, Noah the lipstick-wearing . . . Sasquatch, and me, the immensely virile and sexy hunk of man. Notice how I am wearing a cape? Pardon my French, but they don’t give that sh*t out to just anyone.

I bought an iPod Touch on Sunday, or as I like to call it, “my iPhone minus the phone,” which I guess would just make it an “i.” Anyways, it is possibly one of the most delightful things I have ever owned. I honestly am not a huge music person, so carrying around “tricked out beats to groove to” is not a magnificent selling point for me. It seems like my music library is so listened to, (it is on a loop while I draw comics), that at nearly any point in time, I despise 95% of the songs that I own. The biggest selling point for the device was the Internet access, which is just about the best thing to ever happen to me. This means three things:

- I can check my e-mail wherever there is Internet access.

- I no longer have to run to my computer between commercial breaks to check my e-mail.

- I can now do the morning browse of the Internet without leaving my bed. (Despite the fact that my computer is exactly two steps from where I sleep, and starts up in about three seconds.)

Just thinking about those perks is almost enough to bring a tear to my eye. Especially while waiting for hospital appointments. The hospital is wired (or unwired) with a free wireless network. My joy is incomprehensible.

On a final note, there is a good chance you have heard of Doctor Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog by now. It is a 45-minute musical about a super-villian who blogs about his plans to take over the world and other such things. It is highly entertaining, well done, and is a must-watch. You can buy it on iTunes for $5.97 for all three parts, or you can watch it for free online at their website.

The only reason I bring it up so late, is I had heard it was good when it first came out, downloaded it to my iTunes, and there it sat for several months. When I got my “i,” I put it on there and had a substantial amount of time to kill in the waiting room today. Go watch it. It’s terrific.

As you may or may not know, next week is “crap week” for Gamer Candy. I say it is “crap week” because I feel like crap, not because I consider the comics made on those weeks to be crappy. Hopefully it should have color next week, at least, but something will be uploaded.

Oh yeah, and a new “Poop in Bed” comic will be up on Friday, accompanied, as always, by a blog post by Joel. It will be right here in the News section.