Who helped build the pyramids of Egypt? Chickens! Their vastily superior knowledge allowed them to carefully plan such complex projects as the pyramids, as well as organize governements. Chickens and humans worked together for a long time, and then something happened, which we unfortunately have to pay for.

So how ’bout them Olympics, huh? Are they interesting? Anything special this year? I have no idea!

The Olympics happen all the time, and they involve sports that I don’t care about anyways, so I am confused to see why I should care about them now that it is in the world’s arena. Despite that: Rah rah USA!

I saw Journey to the Center of the Earth in 3-D last week. That was pretty fun. It looked like such a pile of garbage when I saw the trailers, but it was surprisingly entertaining. I doubt it is going to win any awards, but it is worth watching once, I suppose, if there is nothing better to do. The 3-D was entertaining, but it had the ability to murder my eyes since it tried employing depth-of-field, while making that 3-D as well.

I have been going online and watching videos. There is something weirdly hilarious about their obvious opinions on what they are reporting on. Here is a shining jewel. It isn’t the best but I am having trouble finding the others. Also, take a moment and notice that all of their female reporters are white and have blond hair . . . hmmmmmm.

This is a struggle to write this blog while feeling drowsy on anti-nausea medication. I know that the last few posts have not been terribly exciting, I will attempt to make up for it next week!