Teen pregnancy is up. And of course, in an effort to help, Gamer Candy has released this comic.

I’m bald now, bitches. The hair started coming out a few days ago, so I figured I would just cut to the chase and shear it off. Let me make it known that I hate hair. Being bald has perks.

-Drawable surface.

-Ever had a dog lick your bald head? Of course not, you’re hair people. It feels so awesome that it is borderline perverse.

-Love the wind blowing through your hair? Try the wind blowing over your naked scalp.

-Terrifies the younguns. I am considering getting a white undershirt to wear at all times, completes the criminal look. Unfortunately I lack both the arms and body art to truly pull it off. Seriously, my arms are  paper-white and basically twigs. (Keep it under control, ladies.)

Although wonderful, there are a few downsides worth mentioning.

-Sensitivity to cold. I was turning on the shower and a gush of icy water hit my hairless skin. I am still astounded at the sound I made. Like an orangutan getting a bikini wax.

-Spider webs . . . need I say more?

-Sharp tree branches dangling down, preferably with some kind of biting insect resting on the leaves.

-I am now very white, and very bald. I don’t even think I need to elaborate on that.

In other news, I have been doing lots of Stumbling as of late and I have managed to scrounge up some pretty awesome things. I will share some of the shining moments with you here.

-Sketch Swap, draw something, and trade it with someone else.

-Magic Pen, a very cool game. Esentially a direct rip-off of Crayon Physics, except you can play it right now. Definitely worth playing with.

-Send an e-mail to yourself in the future.

-An archive of the Internet, has the ability to see nearly any site at any time since it’s creation.

-Musicovery, this is an amazingly cool online gadget. Enter in the genre of music, and the beat or “mood” and it will let you listen to a bunch of songs based on your selection. Shhhh. Don’t tell the RIAA.

-And finally, Shift. A very short flash game that has highly innovative gameplay and strongly reminds one of Portal.

I hope this has fed at least some of your insatiable hunger. Next week is iffy, but I am pretty sure I can get one up!

-Nathan